| A man walks into a bar and announces, "Drinks on the house for everyone, except that queer at the end of the bar." A little while later he again announces, "Drinks on the house for everybody, except that queer at the end of the bar." The queer was getting kind of upset when the man again said, "Drinks on the house for everybody except that queer at the end of the bar." This really made the queer mad so he called the bartender over and asked for a full glass of ice cubes. The bartender asked, "What are ya gonna do with that?" If that guy calls out queer one more time I'm gonna dump those ice cubes in my mouth and go down and "coldcock" the SOB. |