New Sex Technique

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    During sex, Santa suddenly stops and remains motionless.

    He then starts again and after some time stops to remain motionless once again.

    This goes on for quite some time.

    His wife: What the hell are you doing???

    Santa: I have seen this new technique on an internet porn site... It's called 'Buffering'.
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    Sobbing, Banta moaned, "Look at my new car...
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    "I`ll have the same...
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