Self Examination for Alzeimer's

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    Self Examination for Alzeimer's It takes less than 15 seconds... If you are nearing 40 years, you SHOULD take this Alzheimer's Test.

    How fast can you guess these words correctly and fill-in the blanks?

    1. _ _NDOM

    2. F_ _K

    3. P_N_S

    4. PU_S_

    5. S_X

    6. BOO_S

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    Answers:
    1. RANDOM
    2. FORK
    3. PANTS
    4. PULSE
    5. SIX
    6. BOOKS

    You got all 6 wrong... didn't you? You do NOT have Alzheimer's. But you are naughty at Forty.
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