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    A man was sent to prison for 20 years. He was so bored while in there; he found an ant and decided to teach it tricks - like beg, play dead, roll over, jump hair etc.

    He served his time and was released. He took his ant with him in a matchbox. The first place he went was to a bar. He sat down, took out the matchbox and emptied out the ant.

    He then said to the guy beside him, "You are not gonna believe what this ant can do."

    He showed him all the tricks and the guy was impressed. He told him that he could make a fortune with the ant.

    The guy with the ant was excited and called the bartender over and said, "You see that ant?"

    The bartender put his finger on the ant, twisted it and said "Sorry sir it won't happen again."
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