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    One evening a man was very impressed with the meat entree his wife had served.

    "What did you marinate this in?" he asked.

    His wife immediately went into a long explanation about how much she loves him and how life wouldn't be the same without him, etc.

    Eventually, his puzzled expression made her interrupt her answer with a question of her own, "What did you ask me?"

    She chuckled at his answer and explained, "I thought you asked me if I would marry you again!"

    As she left the room, he called out, "Well, would you marry me again?"

    Without hesitation, she replied, "Vinegar and barbecue sauce."
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