| Three blondes are talking about their boyfriends. "It's funny," says Samantha, "Peter's balls are always cold as ice when I'm giving him a blowjob!" "You know what?" replies Jenny, "It's exactly the same with my Richard!" They turn to the third blonde and ask: "When you blow Chris, are his balls cold, also?" "Ugh! That's disgusting! I never put his thing in my mouth!" "You're crazy," one of the blondes pipes up. "A good blowjob is the best way to keep a guy! You should try it!" She says she'll think about it. The next morning, they meet at the cafe and the blowjob novice is sporting a wicked shiner. "Whoa!" the first blonde asks, "How did you get that black eye?!" "Chris hit me when I was blowing him," she said. "What on earth for?!" the second blonde asks. "I don't know," she replies. "All I did was tell him how strange it was that his balls were so warm, seeing as Pete and Richard's are so cold!" |