Kolhu Ka Bail...

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    Ek Eingineer Ko Yeh Dekh Kar Badi Hairat Hui Ki Andar Ke Kamre Mein Ek Bail Kolhu Kheench Raha Hai Aur Teli Bahar Baitha Chilam Pee Raha Hai.

    Engineer Ne Teli Se Poocha: Agar Bail Ruk Jaaye Toh Tumhe Pata Tak Nahin Chalega.

    Teli: Pata Chal Jayega Engineer Sahab, Uske Gale Mein Bandhi Hui Ghanti Ki Awaaz Aana Bhi Ruk Jayegi.

    Engineer Ne Ek Minute Socha Aur Phir Bola: Achcha, Agar Yeh Ek Jagah Khada Hokar Bas Apna Sir Hilaata Rahe Toh Ghanti Bajti Rahegi Aur Tumh Samjhoge Ki Bail Chal Raha Hai.

    Teli Ne Badi Shaanti Se Jawaab Diya: Engineer Sahab, Hamare Bail Ne B-Tech Nahin Kiya Hai...
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