| Once a lady decides to celebrate her birthday by staying at a Luxury hotel. The next day when thelady is checking out of the hotel, they give her a bill for $250. She is taken aback looking at the bill and starts fighting at the desk on such a big bill. The Manager comes in to end the ruckus with a customer. He says, ''Mam, we have so many facilities for our customer to use Free of cost such as Spa, Swimming pool, Gym etc., so thats why all the charges are included in it.'' The lady replies, but I have not used it, so why should I pay. Manager says, "Thats your fault, but you have to pay." The lady finally hands him over a cheque for $50. The manager says this is only $50 what about the balance $200. The lady replies, "$200 for you sleeping and using me in the night." Manager, "But I haven't slept with you." Lady, "Thats your fault, I was here full night and you could have used me, if you didn't, thats your fault, I am sorry for you" and walked away from the hotel with every1 looking at her amazed." Moral: Moral-Voral Kuch Nahi, Aunty Bahut Shaani Thi... Never underestimate the power of 3 things: 1. Women angry for a reason! 2. Women angry without reason! 3. Women about to get angry & looking for a reason. |