Santa Da Jawab Nahin

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    Kal Santa Marathon Dekhne Gaya. Wahan Pados Waali Ek Bhabhi Tight Si T-Shirt Mein Khadi Thi.
    Usne Santa Ko Dekh Ke Puch Liya: MeraThan Dekh Rahe Ho???
    Santa HAdbadate Hue Bola: Haan Ji...
    Ab Yaaron Santa Ki Samajh Mein Ye Nahin Aa Raha Ki Us Bhabhi Ne Santa Ki Kamini Nazron Ko Bhaanp Liya Tha Ya Uske Pronunciation Mein Gadbad Thi...

    Ek Baar Santa Bada Udaas Sa Baitha Tha.

    Banta Puchta Hai: Kya Hua Yaar Santa, Itna Udaas Kyun Baitha Hai ?

    Santa: Oye Kya Bataun Yaar, Meri Biwi Ko Toh Bas Bahana Chahiye Ladne Ke Liye...

    Banta: Oye Batayega Bhi Ki Hua Kya?

    Santa: Kal Bada Ho Raha Mood Tha Sex Ka. Isliye Maine Bade Pyaar Se, Dheere Dheere Uske Kapde Utare. Phir Achanak Jab Meri Nazar Uski Bra Aur Panty Pe Padi Toh Maine Sirf Yehi Pucha Ki 'Arre Tuney Apni behen Ki Bra Aur Panty Kyun Pehni Hai?' Lo Ji, Phir Kya Tha... Bhukamp Aa Gaya!

    Santa Apne Apni Suhaagraat Mein Patni ki Boobs Suck Karte Hua Bola: Tumhaare Boobs Kitne Naram, Garam Aur Sharbati Hain... Patni, Sharmaate Hue: Patan Nahin Ji, Jitne Munh, Utni Baatein.

    Ek Ladki Ke T-Shirt Pe Likha Tha: Amul - The Taste Of India.
    Use Dekh Kar Santa Bahut Khush Hua, Aur Apni Pant Pe Likhva Liya: Kurkure - Tedha Hai Par Mera Hai.
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