Santa & Pappu Jokes

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    Aunty Ne Sex Ke Baad Pappu Se Puchha: Tune Condom Kyun Nahin Lagaya???
    Pappu: Aunty, Packet Pe Likha Tha - Do Not Use If The Seal is Already Broken!!!

    Most Embarrassing Situation:
    Banta was Sitting in a Car With His Wife. At the signal, a Callgirl comes to the wife's window and says: Paise Pehle Lle Llena... Chodne Ke Baad Ye Chutiya Discount Maangta Hai!!

    Shadi Ke Kuch Time Baad Ek Raat Sex Karte Time Jeeto Bade Se Pyar Se Boli: Aap Bilkul Mobile Jaise Ho.
    Santa, Bade Garv Se: Sachi, Tumhe Meri Vibration Achhi Lagti Hai?
    Jeeto: Nahi, Basement Mein Jaate Hi Aapka Network Fail Ho Jata Hai...

    Pappu: Dad What is 69 ?
    Santa: Hmmm... Well son, it is a position where a man and a woman pleasure each other orally at the same time.
    Pappu: So, What shall I write ? Odd or Even ?

    Shaadi Ki Raat Pappu Ko Samajh Nahin Aa Raha Tha Ki Baat Kaise Start Kare.
    Aadha Ghanta Beet Gaya, Kamre Mein Sannata... Thoda Khaansne Ke Baad Pappu Bola: Aapke Gharwalon Ko Pata Hai Ki Aap Aaj Raat Yahin Rukeingi???
  • Santa Da Jawab Nahin Kal Santa Marathon Dekhne Gaya. Wahan Pados Waali Ek Bhabhi Tight Si T-Shirt Mein Khadi Thi.
    Usne Santa Ko Dekh Ke Puch Liya: MeraThan Dekh Rahe Ho???
    Santa Hzdbadate Hue Bola: Haan Ji...
    Ab Yaaron Santa Ki Samajh Mein Ye Nahin Aa Raha Ki...
  • Negotiating with a Hooker Berkowitz is having a drink at his hotel when he spots a beautiful young woman at the other end of the bar.
    "Bartender," he says, "give that lady whatever she likes, and put it on my tab....
  • Incredibly Hilarious Sunny Leone Jaisa Sachcha Aur Achcha Pyar Koi Kar Hi Nahin Sakta. 50 Cameras Ki Nazar Us Pe Hoti Hai, Saara Movie Crew Bhi Hota Hai Sets Pe Lekin Uska Pura Dhyan Apne Partner Pe Hota Hai, Khul Kar APyar Karti...
  • Some Pornban Memes Jab Maggi Ban Hui Thi Toh Ladkiyon Ka Bada Mazaak Udaya Tha Ladkon Ne Ki Ab Kya Cook Karogi ???? Lo Saalon, Lag Gayi Baddua, Ho Gaya Porn Ban!!!!
    Jat Tak Patanjali Ka Shudh Desi Porn DVD Bazaar Mein Nahin Aa Jaata Tab Tak Logon Se Aagrah Hai Ki...
  • A true Aussie An Aussie bought two cases of beer on sale at the Beer Store. He placed them on the front seat and headed back home. He stopped at a service station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde was...
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