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    Santa Ko Judwa Bachhe Chahiye The, Socho Usne Kya Kiya Hoga...
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    Yaar Dimag Lagao, It's Very Simple.... Abe Vo Santa Hai Uski Tarah Soch Na.... Nahi Samjh Aa Raha.........
    Chalo Mein Bata Deta Hun: Usne Condom Ke Ander 2 Hole Kar Diye.

    Kaho Santa ji Suhaag Raat Kaisi Rahi?
    Kuch Mat Pooocho Yaar, Pehle 5-6 Baar Toh Missed Call Lagi Aur, Jab Sahi Number Laga Toh Balance Nil Ho Gaya.

    Santa Apni Wife Se Sex Karne Laga To Wife Ne Usko Bola.
    Wife: Sunoji, Aap Is Condom Se 15v Baar Kar Rahe Ho, Ab Bas Bhi Karo.
    Santa: Oye Tu Pagal Ho Gayi Hai Kya, Ispe Expiry Date Toh Octobert 2015 Hai.

    1st Friend: Teri BIWI Mujhe Dekhkar Hasti Kyon Hain??? Chalu Hai Kya???
    2nd Friend: Nahi Re Shadi Ki Raat Usne Pucha Kabhi Kisi Bande Ki Maari Hai???
    1st Friend: Phir, Tun Kya Kaha?
    2nd Friend: Maine Tera Naam Bata Diya....

    Santa Had a baby.
    Santa: Bilkul Mere Jaisi Aankhein CHOTI-CHOTI, Mere Jaisi Naak CHOTI SI, Merei Jaise Ungliyaan, Choti-Choto Aur Patli-Patli... Wife Baby Ka Nappy Khol Ke Boli : Yahan KAKA NUMBER Maar Gaya!

    Santa Ki Wife Tours & Travels Magazine Padhte Huye: Is Baar 2nd Honeymoon Ke Liye GREECE Kaisa Rahega?
    Santa: Kyon? Greece Kyun? TEL Mein Kya Kharabi Hai???
  • Santa & Pappu Jokes Shadi Ke Kuch Time Baad Ek Raat Sex Karte Time Jeeto Bade Se Pyar Se Boli: Aap Bilkul Mobile Jaise Ho.
    Santa, Bade Garv Se: Sachi, Tumhe Meri Vibration Achhi Lagti Hai?
    Jeeto: Nahi, Basement Mein Jaate Hi Aapka...
  • The Touch of the Princess Once upon a time there lived a King. The King had a beautiful daughter, The PRINCESS... but there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt. No matter what; Metal, Wood, Stone, Anything she touched would melt. Because of this, men were afraid...
  • Santa Da Jawab Nahin Kal Santa Marathon Dekhne Gaya. Wahan Pados Waali Ek Bhabhi Tight Si T-Shirt Mein Khadi Thi.
    Usne Santa Ko Dekh Ke Puch Liya: MeraThan Dekh Rahe Ho???
    Santa Hzdbadate Hue Bola: Haan Ji...
    Ab Yaaron Santa Ki Samajh Mein Ye Nahin Aa Raha Ki...
  • Negotiating with a Hooker Berkowitz is having a drink at his hotel when he spots a beautiful young woman at the other end of the bar.
    "Bartender," he says, "give that lady whatever she likes, and put it on my tab....
  • Incredibly Hilarious Sunny Leone Jaisa Sachcha Aur Achcha Pyar Koi Kar Hi Nahin Sakta. 50 Cameras Ki Nazar Us Pe Hoti Hai, Saara Movie Crew Bhi Hota Hai Sets Pe Lekin Uska Pura Dhyan Apne Partner Pe Hota Hai, Khul Kar APyar Karti...
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