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    Pappu Ke Dost Golu Ne Ek Din Us Se Puchha.
    Golu: Yaar Ek Baat Toh Bata, Ye School Male Hota Hai Ya Female?
    Pappu Kuch Soch Kar Bola: Yaar Ye Tho Mujhe Khud Aaj Tak Nahi Samajh Aaya, Kyunki Ismein Ghanta Bhi Hota Hai Aur Periods Bhi.

    Pappu, Jab 4 Month Ka Tha Tab Santa Apni Wife Jeeto Se: Tum Pappu Ko Kya Pilati Ho?
    Preeto: Doodh Aur Orange Juice.
    Santa Ye Sun Kar Hawa Mein Uchhla Aur Biwi Se Bola: Oye, Tune Kabhi Bataya Nahi Ki Orange Juice Kis Side Se Aata Hai???

    Banta: Kal Sapne Main Mujhe Koi Chaqoo Maar Raha Tha.
    Santa: Tu Daar Mat Yaar, Agar Sapnay Sach Hotay Toh Main Pata Nahin Kitne Bachchon Ka Baap Hota.

    English Teacher: Aaj Sabko 'My Best Friend' Par 10 Lines Likhni Hain.
    Thodi Der Baad Pappu 1 Uthkar Puchta Hai: Madam, 'Bhosdi Ke' Ko English Main Kya Kehte Hain...????

    Pappu's Roomate: Yaar, Kal Exam Hai, Tum Mujhe Subah Jaldi Utha Dena.
    Epic Reply From Pappu: Mera Pakad Kar So ja, Ye Subah mujhse pehle Uth Jaata Hai!!!
  • What is Love??? The teacher asked the class if anyone could give the class an example of love. Little Susie stood up and said, "I saw two robins making a nest together, I think that is love."
    "Very good," said the teacher...
  • Santa & Pappu Jokes Shadi Ke Kuch Time Baad Ek Raat Sex Karte Time Jeeto Bade Se Pyar Se Boli: Aap Bilkul Mobile Jaise Ho.
    Santa, Bade Garv Se: Sachi, Tumhe Meri Vibration Achhi Lagti Hai?
    Jeeto: Nahi, Basement Mein Jaate Hi Aapka...
  • The Touch of the Princess Once upon a time there lived a King. The King had a beautiful daughter, The PRINCESS... but there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt. No matter what; Metal, Wood, Stone, Anything she touched would melt. Because of this, men were afraid...
  • Santa Da Jawab Nahin Kal Santa Marathon Dekhne Gaya. Wahan Pados Waali Ek Bhabhi Tight Si T-Shirt Mein Khadi Thi.
    Usne Santa Ko Dekh Ke Puch Liya: MeraThan Dekh Rahe Ho???
    Santa Hzdbadate Hue Bola: Haan Ji...
    Ab Yaaron Santa Ki Samajh Mein Ye Nahin Aa Raha Ki...
  • Negotiating with a Hooker Berkowitz is having a drink at his hotel when he spots a beautiful young woman at the other end of the bar.
    "Bartender," he says, "give that lady whatever she likes, and put it on my tab....
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