Girlfriend's Dad!!!

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    Girlfriend: Yaar Mere Dad Bhi Na, Kitna Sunate Hain... Jab Dekho Kuch Na Kuch Sunate Hee Rehte Hain...

    Pappu: hmmmmmn...

    Girlfriend: Kya hmmmm..?

    Pappu: Haan, Matlab Ab Kya Karein Papa Hain Na Woh......

    Girlfriend: Papa Hain Toh Matlab Sunayenge Kya Bina Wajah......

    Pappu: Vo To Hai... Par Kya Karein Kapa Kain Tumhaare Woh......

    Girlfriend: Kya Papa, Papa Laga Rakha Hai...... Tum Kabhi Meri Side Lete Hi Nahi..... Tumhe Toh Hamesh Mein Hi Galat Lagti Hun!!!

    Pappu: Phir Kya Karun, Maa Chodu Kya Us Bddhe Ki..... Uski Behen Ka Bhosda...... Madharchod..... Randibaaj Kahin Ka..... Bula Bhosadiwale Ko Uski Toh Maarta Hun Aaj!!!!!

    Girlfriend: Shut Up You Bastard, Kya Bakwaas Kare Ja Rahe Ho??? Papa Hain Woh Mere! Pappu: Toh Bhosdiki Mein Toh Pehle Hi Bol Raha Tha Papa Hain Woh Tumhhare!
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