Tharki Pappu

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    Teacher: Condom Ko Urdu Mein Kya Kehte Hain?
    Sab Chup Baithe Rehte Hain. Kisi Ko Nahi Pata Tha. Pappu Apna Khurafati Dimaag Daudaata Hai Aur Haath Khada Kar Ke Bolta Hai: Master ji Mein Bataun???
    Teacher: Haan Paapu, Batao.
    Pappu: Auzaar-E-Maza-E-Mohabbat-E-Bandish-E-Izafa-E-Nasal...!
    Teacher: Seekho Kuch Is Pappu Se Nalaikon... Gubbara-Gubbara Karte Rehte Ho!

    Pappu Apni Bike Pe Badi Speed Se Ek Ladki Ke Paas Se Guzra. Takraate-Takraate Bacha.
    Ladki: Marega Kya???
    Pappu: Nahin, Abhi Condom Nahin Hai, Phir Kabhi... Pakka...

    Ek Baar Pappu Apni Girfriend Ko Ek Restaurant Mein Leke Jaata Hai. Romantic Sa Mahaul Tha... Dono Beer Aur Snacks Ke Maze Le Rahe The....
    Thodi Der Baad Jab Banta Toilet Hai Toh Ek Ladki Preeto Ke Paas Aakar Dheere Se Kahti Hai: Paise Pehle Le Lena Is Haraamkhor Se... Ye Tharki Sex Karne Ke Baad Lafda Karta Hai... Puri Payment Nahin Karta!!!

    Hot Girl in Hot Voice: Batao Mere Underwear Mein Kya Hai??? Batao?? Batao Na?
    Pappu: Elastic Hi Hoga... Aajkal Naade Waali Kaun Pehenta Hai?
    Ladki, Gusse Se: Tere Se Kuch Nahin Hoga... Saale Tu Single Hi Marega...
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