| Two 16 year old girls are at School. One is really posh, while the other is a bit of a slapper. The teacher asks the posh one to give her a sentence with the word 'improper' in it. She replies in her posh accent, "My brother let off some wind at the dinner table, I thought that most improper." The teacher then gives the same question to the slapper, who says, "Last night, my bloke was shagging me from behind, and when I felt his bollocks slapping against my arse, I knew he was inproper." |