| Paddy & Mick are in the pub celebrating the yes vote for gay marriage. "Oi think it's great dat gays can now marry," says Paddy. "Oi agree," says Mick, "but oi'm confused." "What's confusing you, Mick?" asks Paddy. "Well, Paddy, which one wears the engagement ring?" "Easy," says Paddy, "the one who pops the question gives the udder one the ring." "And which one wears a wedding dress?" asks Mick. "Easy again," says Paddy, "the one who got the engagement ring wears the dress." "Ah," says Mick, "O I think I'm getting this - so the one with the ring and the dress also gets taken up the aisle?" "That's quite enough," says Paddy. "I don't mind discussing the ceremony but not the consummation. |