Doctor vs Mechanic

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    An engineer was removing the engine parts from a racing car when he saw a famous heart surgeon in his shop.

    He went to him & said, "Look at this engine... I opened its heart, took the valves out, repaired and put them back. So why do I get such a small salary? and you get huge sums???"

    Classic reply by Doctor:
    The doctor smiled at the engineer, came close to his ear and said, "Try the same when the engine is running."

    The story doesn't end here.
    The engineer smiled back, came close to doctor's ear and said, "I can pick any dead engine and make it alive... But can you ???"

    Classic or EPIC???
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