A Bit Nostalgic

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    Murphy met Sharon at his bar one night. They enjoyed each other's company very much and at the end of the evening Sharon invited Murphy to her place, where they quickly got involved in a very passionate and energetic session in bed together.

    Finally, tired and satisfied, they both lay back in the bed and snuggled up close to each other.

    After a short while, Sharon began tenderly stroking Murphy's manhood.

    Surprised but appreciative, Murphy comments, "Surely you can't be ready for more already?"

    Sharon replies, "No, but every now and then I get a bit nostalgic, and I miss the days when I had mine."
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