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    Teacher: What is the URDU word for a TOPLESS WOMAN Showing her BREAST..?
    Pappu: KHUL - E - AAM..!!

    Principal: Apne Bachhe Ko Jara Tameez Sikhao Aap!
    Parent: Kya Hua Sir?
    Principal: Application Form Ke SEX Wale Column Me Likha Hai: 'Kabhi Moka Hi Nahi Mila!'

    Lover: Darling Tum Panties Kyon Nahi Pahenti?
    Lady: Maine Apne Husband Ko VACHAN De Rakha Hai Ki Un Ke Ilawa Mein Kisi Ke Bhi Saamne Chaddi Nahi Utaarungi.

    Girl: Ek Packet Condom Dena.
    Dukandar: Kaun Si Company Ka Dun Behan ji???
    Girl: Achche Waala Dena, Jis Se Teri Behan Ki Izzat Bhi Bani Rahe, Tu Mama Bhi Na Bane Aur Maza Bhi Pura Aaye...

    Do Sisters Thi. Badi Waali Ka Pati Chota Tha Aur Choti Waali Ka Pati Bada Tha. Bai Waali Taras-Taras Ke Mar Gayi Aur Choti Waali Tadap-Tadap Ke...
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