And They're Off...

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    In lane 1: Passionate Lady.
    In lane 2: Bare Belly.
    In lane 3: Silk Panties.
    In lane 4: Conscience.
    In lane 5: Jockey Shorts.
    In lane 6: Clean Sheets.
    In lane 7: Thighs.
    In lane 8: Big Dick.
    In lane 9: Heavy Bosom.
    In lane 10: Merry Cherry.

    AAAAAAAAAAND THEY'RE OFF.
    Conscience is left behind at the gate... Jockey Shorts and Silk Panties are off in a hurry. Heavy Bosom is being pressured and Passionate Lady is caught between Thighs, and Big Dick is in a dangerous spot...

    AT THE HALFWAY MARK:
    It's Bare Belly on top. Thighs open and Big Dick is pressed in. Heavy Bosom is being pushed hard against Clean Sheets. Passionate Lady and Thighs are working hard on Bare Belly. Bare Belly is under terrific pressure from Big Dick...

    AT THE STRETCH:
    It's Merry Cherry cracks under the strain.....Big Dick is making a final drive... Big Dick moves inside and Passionate Lady is coming...

    AT THE FINISH:
    It's Big Dick giving everything he's got....Passionate Lady takes everything Big Dick has to offer. It looks like a dead heat but... Big Dick comes through with one final thrust, and wins by a head... Bare Belly shows and Thighs weaken... Heavy Bosom pulls up.....and Clean Sheets never had a chance!!!
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