| Ek Bhari Bus Mein Ek Ladki Ke Peeche Khare Ek Ladke Ka Auzaar Ladki Ko Touch Kar Raha Tha. Ladki Ne Us Ladke Ko Zor Se Thaapad Maara Aur Kaha: Kamine, Tharki... Khud Ko Khade Hone Ki Jagah Nahin Aur Tune Isko Bhi Khada Kar Rakha Hai... Ek Kutte Ne Gadhe Ko Sota Dekha Toh Socha Ki Kuch Masti Ho Jaaye. Usne Gadhe Ki Lena Start Kar Di. Gadha: Kya Kar Rahe Ho??? Kutta Hanste Hue: Kuch Nahi, Mazaak Kar Ra Raha Hun. Gadha: Agar Maine Mazaak Kiya Na Toh Bhosdi Ke Toh Aankhein Bahar Aa Jayengi!!! 70 Saal Ka Ek Budha Apne Doctor Dost Se Bola: Mein Aaj Bhi Sex Karne Mein 1 Ghanta, 40 Minutes Aur 5 Seconds Lagata Hun. Doctor, Hairani Se: Wah, Kya Baat Hai! But Is Umar Mein Bhi??? Kaise??? Budha: 40 Minute Khada Karne Main, 5 Second Dhakka Maarne Mein Aur 1 Ghanta Sex Ke Baad Hosh Mein Aane Ke Liye. Teacher: Tumhaare Pita Ji Ka Kya Naam Hai? Shararti Bachcha: Ji Madan Lal Darshan Lal Chaudhary. Teache: Yeh Toh Bahun Lamba Hai, Koi Chota Naam??? Bachcha: Ma Dar Chod!!! Pappu, Apne Teacher Se: Sir Aisi Kaun Si Cheez Hai Jiske Phatne Ki Awaaz Nahin Aati??? Teacher, Kuch Der Sochne Ke Baad: Chup Kar, BC, Kamina... Jab Dekho Gandi-Gandi Baatein... Dirty Mind!!! Pappu: Sir Iska Answer 'Doodh' Hai......... Vaise Aap Bhi Apni Jagah Sahi Hain!!!! |