That's How Babies are Made

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    Little Johnny's mother decided to tell him all about making babies, so she had "The Talk" with him. Afterwards Little Johnny just sat there silently for awhile.

    "Do you understand?" his mother asked.

    "Yes," replied Little Johnny.

    "Do you have any questions?" asked his Mother.

    "Yes, how about little kittens and puppies?" asked Little Johnny.

    "In exactly the same way as with babies", answered his Mom.

    "Wow!" Little Johnny exclaimed. "Boy, oh, boy. Daddy will fuck ANYTHING!"
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