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    A salesman came across a house that had a large number of cars parked outside it. Intrigued, he stopped and decided to sell his double glazing to the owner.

    Answering the door was a gorgeous young woman, and the salesman started into his banter. After she turned down his offer for double glazing, his curiosity got the better of him and he asked how she came to acquire so many cars.

    "Well," she said. "I make bets with gentlemen, they lose they give me their car."

    The salesman becoming more intrigued, asks, "What does the bet entail?"

    All they have to do is copy exactly what my son does."

    "Is that all? How old is your son?"

    "He's only seven."

    With this the salesman can't resist anymore, "OK, I'll bet you I can do exactly what your son can do and if you win you get my car, but what do I get?"

    "I'll buy your double glazing and give you a good time in my bedroom."

    The salesman agrees and the woman calls her son.

    "Right, Tommy I want you to put your hand up my blouse."

    Tommy puts his hand up his mother's blouse and the salesman does exactly the same.

    "Tommy, put your hand in my bra."

    Tommy puts his hand in his mother's bra and the salesman does exactly the same.

    "Tommy I want you to put your hand up my skirt."

    Tommy puts his hand up his mother's skirt and the salesman does exactly the same.

    "Now Tommy, I want you to bend your dick in half.

    The salesman hands her his keys.
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