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I saw a guy from work today Pull up with his missus in his brand new car, "What do you think?" He said. "She's a beauty, isn't she?"
"Certainly is," I said enviously.
"Have a go if you want." He said.
"I couldn't do that," I replied, "I wouldn't feel right."
"Go on," he smiled as he got out. "I insist."
"Okay," I said as I rubbed my hands together and climbed in.
Two minutes later I jumped from the car nursing my cheek and holding my balls...
Turns out he was talking about the car, not his missus.
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