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Hamare Ek Dost Ke Pados Mein Ek Nayi Ladki Rehne Aayi. Bholi Bhali Surat Dekh Kar Usne Usko Phasa Liya.
Ab Dono Ka Dates Pe Jane Ka Silsila Shuru Ho Gaya. Kaafi Time Tak Ye Chalta Raha Ek Din Ladke Ne Himmat Kar Ke Ladki Puch Hi Lya.
Ladka: Darling Hamko Aise Hi Ghumte Hue Kaafi Din Ho Gaye Hain.. Ab Hamein Kuch Aage Bhi Badna Chahiye... Kuch Karna Chahiye!
Ladki: Kya Matlab? Mein Kuch Samjhi Nahi, Saaf Saaf Bolo.
Ladka: Agar Tumhe Koi Aitraaz Na Ho To Main Tumhare Sath Sex Karna Chahta Hun.
Ladki: Ye Kaam Toh Mene Aaj Tak Kisi Ke Sath Bhi Nahi Kiya.
Ladka: Achcha, Toh Kya Tum Abhi Tak Virgin Ho?
Ladki: Nahi Mera Matlab Tha Ki Maine Aaj Tak Kisi Ko Aitraaz Nahi Jataya.
- New Car! I saw a guy from work today Pull up with his missus in his brand new car, "What do you think?" He said. "She`s a beauty, isn`t she?"
"Certainly is," I said enviously.
"Have a go if you want... - Losing Virginity! A guy and a girl are lying in a room after just having sex. The girl lays on her side of the bed and rests. The guy goes to his side of the bed and says to himself, "Man, oh Man I finally did it! I`m no longer a virgin....
- You Made a MISTAKE Did you know that Eagles mate for life? Well one day Harry the Eagle waited at the nest for Mary his darlin` of 10 glorious years. He went looking and found her. She had been shot. Dead! Harry was devastated...
- Bet You Can't A salesman came across a house that had a large number of cars parked outside it. Intrigued, he stopped and decided to sell his double glazing to the owner. Answering the door was a gorgeous young woman, and the salesman started...
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ACHCHE DIN... Never in my life have I been so deeply touched by the response to a single message sent by me... Try it... It REALLY works!
I sent `ACCHE DIN AANE WALE HAIN` to twenty friends. 13 offered free sex and responded...