| SWISS ARMY KNIFE - Male, because even though it appears useful for a wide variety of work, it spends most of its time just opening bottles. KIDNEYS - Female, because they always go to the bathroom in pairs. TIRE - Male, because it goes bald and often is over-inflated. HOT AIR BALLOON - Male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to light a fire under it... and, of course, there's the hot air part. SPONGES - Female, because they are soft and squeezable and retain water. WEB PAGE - Female, because it is always getting hit on. SHOE - Male, because it is usually unpolished, with its tongue hanging out. COPIER - Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up. Because it is an effective reproductive device when the right buttons are pushed. Because it can wreak havoc when the wrong buttons are pushed. ZIPLOC BAGS - Male, because they hold everything in, but you can always see right through them. SUBWAY - Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up. HOURGLASS - Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom. HAMMER - Male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5000 years but it's handy to have around. REMOTE CONTROL - Female... Ha...! You thought I'd say male. But consider, it gives man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying. |