A Respectable Lady

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    Jenny was explaining to her husband how much fun they'd had at the beach during her bridge club annual outing.

    "But," she told him, "it didn't end all that great for me."

    "Why, what happened?" he asked.

    "I went out to take a swim in the rough water but I didn't go out far because the waves were very bad. Then I suddenly noticed that all the turbulence had caused the lower half of my bathing suit to be snatched off. I looked and looked for it but it was gone, gone, gone!"

    "For goodness sakes, sweetie, what did you do?"

    "Do? Why I did what any respectable female would do. I covered my face and eyes with my hands and ran to the beach house as fast as I could."
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    She takes off her apron, puts all the ingredients and utensils away, washes her hands, takes off her undies...
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