| A husband asks his wife... Husband: Darling, if I lost my vision would you be my eyes? Wife: Honey, of course I would. Husband: If I lost my hearing would you be my ears? Wife: Absolutely sweetheart. Husband: If I lost my legs would you push me around in a wheelchair? Wife: You don't need to ask. Why all the questions? Husband: I just sprained my wrist... |