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    There was a father who called his 5 small children together.

    As they sat together in a circle on the floor the dad placed a toy in the middle.

    He explained to them that he won this toy as a door prize and he wanted to give it to one of them. He asked them, "who is the most obedient?"

    Five sets of eyes looked up at him.

    Sensing that they didn't understand the word he then asked, "Ok, who always obeys mommy, and does everything she says?"

    One of the children picked up the toy and handed it to the father.

    "You win!" exclaimed the child.
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