| A family was at the dinner table. Son asked his father: Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there? Surprised father answered: Well, son, there are three kinds of boobs. In her 20's, a woman's are like melons, round and firm. In her 30's to 40's, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. And after 50, they are like onions. Son: Onions!!?? Father: Yes, you see them and they make you cry. This made his wife and daughter mad. So the daughter asked her mom: How many kinds of penises are there? The mother smiled and answered: Well dear, a man goes through three phases... In his 20's, his penis is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30's and 40's, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. And after his 50's, it is like a christmas tree. Daughter: A christmas tree!!?? Mom: Yes, the tree is dead and the balls are just for decoration. |