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    A nine-year-old boy was shipwrecked on a desert island. Ten years passed without him seeing another living soul.

    Then, one day, walking along the beach, he discovered a beautiful young woman washed up on the beach, a victim of another shipwreck.

    As he told her his story, she asked, "But how have you survived all this time, alone?"

    The now nineteen-year-old man replied, "Oh, it's easy. I fish; I gather berries, coconuts and fruit; and I dig for clams."

    "But what do you do for sex?"

    He replied, "Sex? What's sex?"

    She started to explain, but decided it would be easier just to show him....... and show him...... and show him.

    When they were finally done, she gazed into his eyes and murmured, "Well, how do you like sex?"

    The young man said, "I love it. But look what you did to my clam digger!"
  • Phases of Boobs and Penises A family was at the dinner table. Son asked his father: Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?
    Surprised father answered: Well, son, there are three kinds of boobs. In her 20`s, a woman`s are like melons...
  • Little Johnny on The Fence Little Johnny was sitting on the fence, watching a bull with two cows. The preacher walked up and asked Little Johnnie what he was doing. Johnny replied, "I`m watching that bull screw that black cow."
    The preacher was shocked, "John, you shouldn`t use that word...
  • Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs Snow White was sleepy and told the seven dwarfs she was going to bed. After the usual seven "Good Nights!" she went upstairs. Immediately, all seven dwarfs rushed outside and stood on each other`s shoulders beneath her bedroom...
  • When Gays Have a Baby... Two Gays decided to have a baby. They mix their sperms and have a surrogate mother inseminated with it. A baby is born.
    They rush to the hospital. 12 babies were in the ward - 11 were crying, only 1 was smiling...
  • Nature Lover!!! While walking through the park, a man came upon another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree. Seeing this he inquired, "Just out of curiosity, what the heck are you doing?"
    "I`m listening to the music...
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