Diabetes Urine Test

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    The other day I visited my local superstore. When I got there, I went straight to the back of the store to where the pharmacist's counter is located. I took out my little brown bottle along with a teaspoon and laid them both onto the counter.

    The pharmacist came over, smiled and asked if he could help me. I said, "Yes! Could you please taste this for me?"

    As I appear to be a responsible adult, I guess the Pharmacist just went along with me. He picked up the spoon and put a tiny bit of the liquid on his tongue and swirled it around. Then with a stomach-churning look on his face he spit it out on the floor and began choking.

    When he finally was finished, I looked him right in the eye asked, "Now, does that taste sweet to you?"

    The pharmacist, shaking his head back and forth with a venomous look in his eyes yelled, "HELL NO!!!"

    So I said, "Oh thank God! That's a real relief! My doctor told me to get a pharmacist to test my urine for sugar!"

    Well, I can never go back to that store but I really don't care, because they aren't very friendly there anyway!!!
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