Emergency Flashers

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    A blonde's car breaks down on the Interstate one day. So she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk. Out jump two men in trench coats who walk to the rear of the vehicle where they stand facing oncoming traffic and begin opening their coats and exposing their nude bodies to approaching drivers.

    Not surprisingly, one of the worst pileups in history of this highway occurs. It's not very long before a police car shows up.

    The cop, clearly enraged, runs toward the blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling, "What exactly is going on here?"

    "My car broke down," says the lady, calmly.

    "Well, what are these perverts doing here by the road?!" asks the cop.

    And she said, "Those are my emergency flashers!"
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