| In Little Johnny's classroom, the teacher gave the class a homework assignment. She wanted them to tell the class one talent that they had and that they were especially good at. The next day the Teacher calls on Mary. Mary got up and said, "I've been taking piano lessons for 2 years. The teacher told Mary that was very good. After all of the other students told about their talent, the teacher doesn't have a choice but to let Little Johnny have his turn. She doesn't want to call on him because she is scared of what he is going to say. She asked Little Johnny to tell the class about his special talent. He stood up and said, "This is my special talent." Then he stuck his tongue out. The teacher said, "Little Johnny, I don't understand. How is your tongue a special talent?!?" Little Johnny said, "See this ball where my tongue is pierced? My babysitter said that was a special talent because not every boy that she baby sits for has a pussy grinder!" |