| A farmer's wife was at her lawyer's getting advice about a divorce. "He makes excessive sexual demands on me, Mr. Jones." "How do you mean?" "Well, Mr. Jones," says the farmer's wife, "this morning I was looking at the chickens when he crept up behind me and had me from behind!" "Chickens? Mrs. Smith. I didn't know you kept chickens?" "We don't, Mr. Jones. This was in the supermarket!" |