| Football Rules When We Were Kids !!! 1. The fat kid was always the goalkeeper. 2. The owner of the ball decides who plays. 3. Penalties awarded only if injured player curses a lot. 4. The match only ends when everyone was tired. 5. No matter how many goals you score, the winner will be determined by the last team to score. 6. No referee and lines men. You could run with the ball even behindt the goal post. 7. If you don't participate in repairing the ball you were given a match ban. 8. If you're picked last, you're a loser. 9. The guy who's never picked to Play was to fetch the ball from the tree or when it got stuck under the car. 10. When the owner of the ball gets annoyed, Game Over. 11. You were allowed to change a goalkeeper in case of a penalty. 12. The most skillful player gets automatic selection. |