| A male's most important Organ supposedly as described by some of the most beautiful women of the world at the Miss Universe Contest. Question: Ms India, how do you describe a Male Organ in your country? Ms India: Well, I can say that Male Organs in India are like labourers. Question: How can you say so? Ms India: Because they work day and night. (Applause! Applause! Applause!) Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a Male Organ in your country? Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like Proton Cars. Question: How can you say so? Ms Malaysia: Because they look tough but are actually very soft. (Applause! Applause! Applause!) Question: Ms Kuwait, how do you describe a Male Organ in your country? Ms Kuwait: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Kuwait are like thieves. Question: How can you say so? Ms Kuwait: Because they like to enter through the back door. (Applause! Applause! Applause!) Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a Male Organ in your country? Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that Male Organs in our country are like gossips or rumours. Question: How can you say so? Ms Philippines: Because they pass from mouth to mouth. (Applause! Applause! Applause!) Question: Ms America, how do you describe a Male Organ in your country? Ms America: Well, I can say that Male Organs in our country are like gentlemen. Question: How can you say so? Ms America: Because they stand up every time they see a woman. (Applause! Applause! Applause!) AND THE AWARD GOES TO Ms Australia Question: Ms Australia, how do you describe a Male Organ in your country? Ms Australia : Well, I can say that Male Organs in Australia are like Rats. Question: How can you say so? Ms Australia: Because they are always searching for new holes day and night... (Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation) |