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    Grandma was outside pulling weeds on a hot summer day when her grandpa walked up and asked her what they were having for dinner.

    Irritated by the thought of him sitting in the air conditioned house while she labored away on the weeds, she snapped, "I can't believe you're asking me about supper right now! Pretend I'm out of town, go inside and make dinner yourself!"

    So grandpa went back in the house and fixed himself a nice big juicy steak, potatoes, garlic bread, and a tall beer.

    Grandma walked in just about the time he was finishing up and asked, "Where's my dinner?"

    "Huh? I thought you were out of town."
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