| A teacher asks a class to name a living object that eats things ending in OR. First little boy says, "Alligator." "Very good," replies the teacher. Second little boy says, "Predator." "Yes, very good," replies the teacher. Little Johnny then says, "vibrator, Miss." Teacher replies, "That's a big word but it doesn't actually eat anything does it?" Little Johnny then says, "Well, my sister has a big one and she says it eat batteries like there's no tomorrow!" |