| An Italian, a German, and a Polack were sitting in a Manhattan bar. After six drinks the Italian says, "That's six drinks and we haven't even gotten a free one yet, down in little Italy there's a bar where every fourth drink is on the house." The German says, "That's nothin', there's a bar up in German Town where every third drink is free." "You think that's something," says the Polack. "There's a bar out in Rockaway where they give you your FIRST drink free, then the second, and third, and fourth, and fifth, and listen to this, then they take you in the back and get you LAID!" "Holy shit, where is this bar?" says the German. "I don't know, I've never been there but my girlfriend goes there all the time." |