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    A girl asked her boyfriend, Honey, "Why is it that when a girl had sex with numerous guys. She's a slut and a lot of people hate her. But when a guy does the same, he is a legend?"

    The guy answered, "If a door is opened with more than one key, it becomes a useless door, no one will want to keep anything important in a room with such door. But if a key opens more than one door, then it's a MASTER key."
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