| The sex life of my belt's buckle is as frustrating as mine. It also sees many holes everyday but goes in the same again and again! Women are a lot like alcohol. They may give you a great night but they're a big headache in the morning! Female tears and male sperms are so similar. They're always eager to come out and only one in a million is for the right cause! A good date ends with dinner. An awesome date ends with breakfast! Cleavage is like the Sun. You can look at it but you cannot stare - unless you are wearing sunglasses! Internal Note from Department Head to all employees: Dear Employees, We do get to know when you're texting during the meeting. Because seriously, no one looks at their private parts and smiles! If you don't get a good appraisal inspite of giving your best, don't be disheartened. Even condoms are thrown away after 100% result oriented performance! |