| One day Little Johnny heard his parents talking in the living room, and went out to see what was going on. They were playing the Guessing Game, so he decided to listen. "I've got something big, round, and red in my hand," said Mom. Dad shouted, "Apple!" "Nope, that's not it... it was a tomato." Now it was Dads turn. "I've got something long and yellow in my hand honey," he said aloud. "Banana!" shouted mom. "Sorry, it was a squash." The next day Little Johnny went to school and told all his friends about this new Guessing Game. At the end of class he even told his teacher. "Well, lemme try," she said. Little Johnny reached down in his pants and searched for a very long time. "Aha, I've got it! There's something hard and slick in my hand... and it even has a head!" The teacher was furious and said, "Little Johnny go to the office now!" Little Johnny was shocked at this, so he pulled out his hand and said, "Look, all I have is a quarter." |