| Two hot young ladies are talking one afternoon about the weekend just past. The first named Laura, and the second, Linda, discussed Laura's last date. "You know what Linda, I was out last night with an intellectual type," Laura declared. "What's that? What's do you mean intellectual type?" Linda asked with curiosity. "Well, I mean I was dating a man who is very intellectual and intelligent," explained Laura to her friend. Linda giggles, and asked, "So, how was it?" "First, he took me to dinner. Then he took me to a cinema movie. And then he took me out for a drive. After all that, he took me to his house. He began an intellectual conversation. And finally, he took out his penis." "What is this word, 'penis'," Linda asked, unfamiliar with the clinical terminology. "Oh, it is what intellectuals have. It looks like a dick, just much smaller !" |