The New Father

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    A new mother goes upstairs to check on her napping infant. As she opens the door she see's her husband sitting in front of the crib. He hasn't noticed her yet so she slowly and quietly walks up to him.

    The new father is just staring at the baby in the crib, not saying a word, deep in thought. The mother looks and sees expressions of bewilderment, disbelief, and absolute pure joy on her husband's face.

    Dad finally notices his wife and says, "It's amazing, isn't it?"

    Mother who, spent over 17 hours in labor without an epidural, says, "Yes dear, it's just incredible," as she wipes a tear of joy from her husband's face.

    He looks directly into her eyes and says, "Who'da thought ya could buy a crib this good for fifty bucks!"
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