The Gay Fireman

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    There are these two firemen in a smoke filled room.

    One of them is butt fucking the hell out of the other one.

    The chief walks in and says, "What the hell is going on in here?"

    The one on top says, "Sir I found him in here passed out from smoke inhalation."

    The chief said, "You should try mouth to mouth."

    The fireman said, "I did, what the hell do you think got all this started."
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