Meet Mrs. Franny

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    A teacher called Mrs. Franny, arrived at school on her first day.

    She met with the school's principal, who greeted her with, "Good Morning Mrs. Fanny."

    Mrs Franny sighed, "It's not Fanny, it's Franny. Oh God, I hope all the students don't start calling me Mrs. Fanny."

    The principal saw how upset Mrs. Franny was about the mix up with her name, and was determined not to make the mistake again.

    He led Mrs. Franny down to her classroom, to introduce her to her class.

    As he did this, he kept repeating over in his head, "Don't forget to say the R! Don't forget to say the R!"

    Finally, they reached the classroom, and the principal introduced the new teacher to the class. "Good morning students. This is Mrs. Crunt."
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