The Irresistible Offer

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    Percy, an elderly gentleman, opens the door to his apartment and finds a beautiful young girl stealing his money.

    Percy says, "I'm calling the police."

    She says, "Please, mister, I'll be sent away for years if I'm arrested again. Please don't call the police."

    Percy says, "I have to."

    She pleads, "I'll do anything. You can have my body."

    Percy says, "Get in bed."

    The two of them are in bed and Stan tries and tries, but nothing happens. Finally, he gives up.

    "It's no use," Percy says, "I can't do it. I'll have to call the police."
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