| Personality according to how you fart. The intelligent person: One who can determine from the smell of his neighbour's fart precisely the latest food items consumed. The sadistic person: One who farts in bed and then fluffs the cover over his bed-mate. The strategic person: One who conceals his farts with loud coughing. The antisocial person: One who excuses himself and farts in complete privacy. The thrifty person: One who always has several farts in his reserve. The foolish person: One who suppresses his farts for hours and hours. The dishonest person: One who farts and blames the dog. The nervous person: One who stops in the middle of a fart. The scientific person: One who farts frequently but is truly concerned for the environment. The unfortunate person: One who tries hard to fart but shits instead. The shy person: One who releases silent farts then blushes. The amiable person: One who loves the smell of other people's farts. The proud person: One who thinks his farts are exceptionally fine. The vain person: One who loves the smell of his own farts. |