| 1. Law of the Theatre: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last. 2. Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold. 3. Murphy's Law of Lockers: If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers. 4. Law of Rugs/Carpets: The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug. 5. Law of Location: No matter where you go, there you are. 6. Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about. 7. Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly. 8. Oliver's Law: A closed mouth gathers no feet. 9. Wilson's Law: As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it. (this one is true every time!) 10. Doctors' Law: If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you'll feel better. Don't make an appointment and you'll stay sick. |